Dear Ann Landers: My five-year old asked me tonight how I got a baby. I don’t think I handled it well.

Christian: Mom, how do you get a baby?
Me: What do you mean?
Christian: You know, how did you get me inside your tummy when I was a baby?
Me:  Well, it’s like a seed.  You, know.  A seed.
Christian:  Like a garden seed?
Me:  Exactly.
Christian:  What does it look like, what kind of seed?
Me:  Well, like a seed. . .that looks like a Goober.
Christian:  Like the candy Goober?
Me:  Exactly
Me:  I think I hear my phone ringing.
Christian:  OK, thanks mom.  Really a Goober?
Me:  (No longer in the room)